In this excerpt from a Las Vegas Weekly interview, Penn Jillette explains why he won't cover Islam or Scientology on his TV show, *****!

With July 4th coming up, we're in a moment of all-American pride. So in the spirit of all things red, white and blue, we...

As you may have gathered from his photo, 40-year-old Russell Willis Shepherd Jr. doesn't have a lot of luck with the ladies. It could be the hair. So to nourish his sexual longing, he tends to troll at the bottom of the food chain...

"The impression that most people have is that nursing homes are nice places where old people are taken care of," observes one law official. "But in the homes we're worried about, that's not the case. There are extraordinarily young patients in some of these facilities, and they're mixed with geriatric patients, so you have a volatile mix."

Legal documents show that Gary Coleman had filed a restraining order against ex-wife Shannon Price just months before she took him off life support.

Taking in San Francisco a few days ago.

Being subtle got him nowhere, so... view! - *****

Anthony M. Doyle, 26, of 1325 Allen St., was arrested Thursday for allegedly robbing three teenagers for $1 and attempting to rob a man at an ATM machine, police said.

A South African woman ruptured her throat while taking part in a vuvuzela-blowing competition, but said Friday she was recovering with no permanent damage.

Man, one day you have the whole world's ear to talk about slack network security, and the next you're in the joint. Andrew Auernheimer, Goatse