Fox News Anchor Comes Up With A New Word For Milk watch! - *****

Note to Girlfriend After Running out of Toilet Paper view! - *****

In 2003, with her prom fast approaching and a date as yet undecided, Ohio-based Nikki Simmons took a chance and sent an invite to her idol: a certain flame-haired talk show host.

Don't know how to let it out? Sometimes we hold back on our emotions, this guy should have.

10. “Goodness, I had no idea! For you see, I have been on Mars for the last decade, in a cave, with my eyes shut and my fingers in my ears.” (In response to Sideshow Bob: You know, I used to have a problem with killing people.) –Cecil Terwilliger

... Until I've Tidied Up And Created A Welcoming Environment.

Poor Chair (PIC) view! - *****

Nick Anderson offers a different rationale for allowing Catholic priests to marry.

We're not saying it's OK. We're just saying it happens. Here's why.

The Internet showed the world how sick and depraved the human race truly is. Turns out our ancestors outdid us in that department also.